I like my w♀men like I like my

Here's how elliottkember likes their women

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  elliottkember

  I like my women like I like my tweets... Short and witty
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  elliottkember

  I like my women like I like my xss... vulnerable!
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  elliottkember

  I like my women like I like my coffee... ground up, and in the fridge
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  elliottkember

  I like my women like I like my apps... responsive
• 1
  elliottkember

  I like my women like I like my webservers... high-performance
• 1
  elliottkember

  I like my women like I like my socks... in pairs
• 1
  elliottkember

  I like my women like I like my bread... covered in butter
• 1
  elliottkember

  I like my women like I like my servers... highly available
• 1
  elliottkember

  I like my women like I like my cars... loud and fast
• 1
  elliottkember

  I like my women like I like my math... easy
• 0
  elliottkember

  I like my women like I like my champagne... sweet and bubbly
• 0
  elliottkember

  I like my women like I like my wine... cheap and alcoholic
• 0
  elliottkember

  I like my women like I like my keyboards... full of wine
• 0
  elliottkember

  I like my women like I like my lights... turned on at night
• 0
  elliottkember

  I like my women like I like my lights... suspended from the ceiling
• 0
  elliottkember

  I like my women like I like my bread... sliced up and eaten for breakfast
• 0
  elliottkember

  I like my women like I like my Houses... sleeps 5 comfortably
• 0
  elliottkember

  I like my women like I like my Data... big-endian
• 0
  elliottkember

  I like my women like I like my coffee... strong!
• 0
  elliottkember

  I like my women like I like my teapots... short and stout
• 0
  elliottkember

  I like my women like I like my pizza... delivered steaming to my front door
• 0
  elliottkember

  I like my women like I like my hats... stylish!
• 0
  elliottkember

  I like my women like I like my code... obtuse
• 0
  elliottkember

  I like my women like I like my hats... felt
• 0
  elliottkember

  I like my women like I like my socks... odd
• 0
  elliottkember

  I like my women like I like my coffee... hot and sweet
• 0
  elliottkember

  I like my women like I like my house... dogs
• 0
  elliottkember

  I like my women like I like my chocolate... rich

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