I like my w♀men like I like my

I like my women like I like my Pancakes, STACKED... Pancakes, STACKED

I like my women like I like my Italian Cruise ship... Wet,wrecked and ready to go down

I like my women like I like my Toast. Hot, And Consumable With Butter... Toast. Hot, And Consumable With Butter

I like my women like I like my Data... big-endian

I like my women like I like my mummy... fat

I like my women like I like my toast, hot, slightly tanned & covered in jam... hot, slightly tanned & covered in jam

I like my women like I like my food ... cold and tasteless

I like my women like I like my milk... white

I like my women like I like my bananas... yellow and bendy

I like my women like I like my coffee...... Ground up and in a bag.

I like my women like I like my HTML... accessible and compliant

I like my women like I like my windowsXP... Always going down on me

I like my women like I like my food... Spread out, on the kitchen table!

I like my women like I like my messiah... ..... dormant for 3 days after I nail them.

I like my women like I like my clients... always nagging and with unrealistic expectations

I like my women like I like my seo... woman, women, girls, females, gender, sex

I like my women like I like my code... loosely coupled

I like my women like I like my toasters... in the kitchen

I like my women like I like my cars... sporty with their tops down

I like my women like I like my tweets... Short and witty