I like my w♀men like I like my

I like my women like I like my Car... With 4 in the floor

I like my women like I like my Car... With a lot of junk in the trunk!

I like my women like I like my pizza... Smellin' like garlic

I like my women like I like my Toast...hot, white and a bit crumby.... Toast...Hot, white and a little bit crumby.

I like my women like I like my ribs... covered in BBQ sauce.

I like my women like I like my coffee.. ground up and in the freezer!... coffee

I like my women like I like my balloons... inflated... balloons: Inflated

I like my women like I like my milk..... extra chocolate... extra chocolate

I like my women like I like my coffee...... hot and strong and with a spoon

I like my women like I like my coffee...... black and bitter

I like my women like I like my HTML... accessible and compliant

I like my women like I like my windowsXP... Always going down on me

I like my women like I like my food... Spread out, on the kitchen table!

I like my women like I like my messiah... ..... dormant for 3 days after I nail them.

I like my women like I like my clients... always nagging and with unrealistic expectations

I like my women like I like my seo... woman, women, girls, females, gender, sex

I like my women like I like my code... loosely coupled

I like my women like I like my toasters... in the kitchen

I like my women like I like my cars... sporty with their tops down

I like my women like I like my tweets... Short and witty